For Sale: G4's

As new condition:

From left to right:

BEN:
Likes a good RAM, stupid eyebrows
50p or whatever a non existent pop career is worth these days.

JONATHAN:
Likes makeup, shit hairstyles with highlights, and long walks in the park on sunny days, i'll pay you to take this one off my hands.

MATTHEW:
Likes forgetting to "do his roots", excessive amounts of eyeliner during photoshoots, and processing tax returns. £1
(because he might actually save you money!)

MIKE:
Likes looking like a "really serious artist" as often as possible, can often be found spouting shit about his honours in classical music, and telling everybody how he is the next Pavarotti, but he's just "misunderstood". £1.50
(due to high entertainment value)

Please note all prices are ONO and all sales are final.

No PM's Dibs only.

I actually went to school with Ben. He is genuinely one of the most talented musicians ive ever met/played with.

in fact possibly the only person ive ever met with perfect pitch.

those are well overpriced.
Not being a cunt or anything, but i'm an expert and your a prick.
or something.

I actually went to school with Ben. He is genuinely one of the most talented musicians ive ever met/played with.

in fact possibly the only person ive ever met with perfect pitch.

Where did he go then? Wasn't long road was it?

those are well overpriced.
Not being a cunt or anything, but i'm an expert and your a prick.
or something.

NO fuck off, don't go flaming my shit bro, if I see a washed up popstar advertised that I think is overpriced, I don't buy it, simple as, I don't go being an ass and putting off potential buyers of said "washed up popstars" alright?

Cunt.

Where did he go then? Wasn't long road was it?

nah, that was at Parkside

NO fuck off, don't go flaming my shit bro, if I see a washed up popstar advertised that I think is overpriced, I don't buy it, simple as, I don't go being an ass and putting off potential buyers of said "washed up popstars" alright?

Cunt.

Don't start with me before doing your homework. I ain't your bro. Check my stats. I know (and have sold to) some of the big boys off the lfgss world.
I know my shit. Don't go poking your dick around in things you don't understand.
You get me, hombre?

fuck sake kids, leave it

dikwad

nah, that was at Parkside

Was going to say! You don't get to the dizzy heights of G4 by going to Long Road :)

this thread is overpriced. Have a look at Thread2Sell.com - it should give you an idea of what it worth.

Don't start with me before doing your homework. I ain't your bro. Check my stats. I know (and have sold to) some of the big boys off the lfgss world.
I know my shit. Don't go poking your dick around in things you don't understand.
You get me, hombre?

I never poke my dick around in things I don't understand, for instance I don't understand scientology, so do I go poking my muthahumping dick around in scientologists?

NO!

this thread is overpriced. Have a look at Thread2Sell.com - it should give you an idea of what it worth.

Fuck, just checked, all G4's now reduced to 50p each ONO, dibs welcome.

I never poke my dick around in things I don't understand, for instance I don't understand scientology, so do I go poking my muthahumping dick around in scientologists?

NO!

Maybe you should spend less time humping your mother, and more time looking at the pricing structure of your lucrative failed boy band selling scam!
I bet I have to give you my bank details so you can deposit some money from a Nigerian ex-millionaire into my account first.
And don't try to scare me by involving my man Hubbard without asking first, he deserves more respect than that, and more to the point he's got my back, he sent me a text message once telling me i could call him whenever I want.

would you be interested in a split? I just want Matthew to process my tax returns.

haha just read the tags!

Sorry matthew has already been sold to an anonymous purchaser in need of help with his taxes

i'd like to be superted!
(i mean the bear, not the guy)

bagsy the fat one!

This is made my worthless life somewhat complete.

in fact possibly the only person ive ever met with perfect pitch.

Cool, tell the polo crew. They've been looking for one for ages. I'm sure Ben wouldn't mind.

Is it pun derailment time already!