Lance Armstrong... greatest doper there was or ever will be

He was a meal ticket for Nike inc. Surely they'd be able to root out someone at the testing central who'd give up the drug test schedule for a bung? Jesus, the yank are experts at that kind of tomfoolery. They're the most paranoid nation on the planet, probably more so that North Korea, and the bloke in charge there is clearly as mad as a box of frogs. We think that the Expeses Row was a bad one? We don't know the half of it.

Proof? Been watching lots of strange conspiracy movies on youtube? Tell us who shot Kennedy while you're at it.