If you haven't got anything nice to say don't say anything!

To all those newbies who seem to want to start a new thread, please try not to, the members of this forum are looking forward to taking the piss out of you in a condesending manner.

If you are not going to UTFS yet again, for the hundredth time why bother asking the people who can be assed to. Save yourself the effort, your sanity and the webspace and just keep out.
There's no point is creating tension when it really isn't necessary.

Add your bit of wisdom if you feel the need but don't start a thread just because you haven't been on here since day 1.

< rant over >

Fixed (in many ways)