Spotted...

I do believe that it is the duty of any hirsute people (male or female) who decide against bib shorts, to ensure that they do not expose a hairy arse to me when cycling. I do not like the sight of hairy arses.

• eleventy billion. You too can fight against the war on crack - buy bib shorts.
  
  

This morning - Sam on the Hammershit roundabout - too late to shout as you bombed past on your Brompton.

Someone on the Mall - Purple bike with Bright Pink Spok on the front. Fess up.