aw bless! we were there when you fell over and there was this sudden hush in the room as everyone thought that something awful had happened, the cheer I think was muchly in relief when you stood up in good style.
I can tell you I was releived - immediately after being very surprised - too. I genuinely had no undertanding of what happened, except one second I was moping along rustling in my jersey pocket for some change, and next second I had been body-slammed by an invisible hulk hogan. Apparently my cleat-shod feet were scrabbling frantically at the little lino hillock for a good second or two, which attracted everyone's attention pre-decking. Comedy.
I can tell you I was releived - immediately after being very surprised - too. I genuinely had no undertanding of what happened, except one second I was moping along rustling in my jersey pocket for some change, and next second I had been body-slammed by an invisible hulk hogan. Apparently my cleat-shod feet were scrabbling frantically at the little lino hillock for a good second or two, which attracted everyone's attention pre-decking. Comedy.