• When I have to stop for a red light, zebra crossing, or to check out my reflection there are 4 options as I see it.

    a) trackstand.
    b) put a toe down staying on the saddle nose.
    c) put a foot down move bum off the saddle.
    d) both feet down.

    Since I got over the novelty of a) and am rubbish I naturally tend to go for b).

    I am tall - my arse/saddle are at head-height for any drivers behind me.

    I realised that I regularly probe my bum with the nose of my saddle in full public view.

    Sometimes gently and sometimes harder; sometimes on the cheek and sometimes...

    It feels nice. A little tooo nice. I haven't been getting much sex recently.

    I am now consciously trying to alternate between a) and c)

    Am I gay?

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