Spotted...

Reeen this morning in Tooley Street doing his Raleigh Burner impression and some guy on a geared who touched my bum before turning left. I assume you're a forumenger and not some random dirty getting your bum-kicks. Was hard to see your face.

That was me, I could 't remember you name so I poked your bum (strange logic I know), not geared though just fully unhipsterised fixed bike.