Names and faces to bikes

that
is
stunning.

That is beautiful. I love how the light is reflecting off it in the photo.

Fuck Jason that is awsome.

very nice Jason, nice couple you have

suntour superbe pro is definitely the finishing touch

blows his bags

Drooooooool!

Lovely... drop stem with risers though and no crank caps?

Mmm I love Build's bike

Wow, that's just about perfect, build. I'm very impressed. What a beautiful bike!

Your annual Tokyo shopping trips irritate me. At least tell me that you've got rid of the Nag.

yep fucking amazing indeed

Yep. That does serious niceness.

i love it too

New addition.

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That Kalavinka is indeed very nice. Too nice. How about we club together and smash it to bits. It's bikes like this that make our bikes look shit... how is that fair or acceptable? Me and Mrs Bridgestone used to be close, she drew admiring glances from my fellow fixie geared wheelers... she'd pull flirty skids and I'd thrill at her jaunty backward circles. We were safe, though, always used Dura Ace no matter how carried away we got. Now, thanks to this culture of body worship her self-respect's gone, says her Ourys are whack, she won't let me take pics of her, and she's started to self-harm.. there are scratches all over her once lustrous bod, she's demanding Suntour, says it's what all those NJS bitches are wearing, and she refuses to be seen out anywhere near brick lane. Applauding stunnas like Miss Kalavinka who shamelessly parade their assets in front of the forum is only encouraging bikes to demand ever more unrealistic japanese bling, to hate themselves, and to die miserable lonely deaths etc.

There are support groups. Classic Italian track bikes are taking offence at the Japanese interlopers instead of coveting their shiny new parts.

There are support groups. Classic Italian track bikes are taking offence at the Japanese interlopers instead of coveting their shiny new parts.

Don't talk to me about Italian track bikes. Between you and me, I've been seeing one on the side for the past 18 months, and believe you me she doesn't whinge half as bad as my Japanese wife. At first she was all like, oh i want campy this campy that. but i was having none of that fancy-threaded latin petulance, not from that flame-haired lo-pro!
You know how I tamed that mama mia?
I, literally, saddled her with a Brooks. A pear-shaped leather slab of English stiff upper lip tradition. Then I shackled her slim wheels with jazzy, yankee doodle Phil Wood hubs. It was an anglo-US pinser movement, an irresistible double whammy of horsey John Bull bulldog spirit and the loud, irresistible bugle call of the American Dream.... ever since she's never looked at another man or yearned for far off pastures of red, white and green, etc, blah.

god, that bike just keeps getting better the more i look at it. how i hate it

Is it actually possible to be a fan of Burzum?

I know this post is 3 weeks old, but Im laughing my arse off.

Burzum = wank.

new skateboard-related thingamy on my frame

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I know this post is 3 weeks old, but Im laughing my arse off.

Burzum = wank.

:(

Since posting that, I've actually developed a budding appreciation of his music, if not his church-burning murdering nazi ways.

Good input Balki you massive Douche.

listens to Beherit

Balki you massive Douche.

+1

However, I've heard more agreeable sounds come out of my arse.

:)Fair.

Maybe i could rock out to your musical arse some time...\m/