• -1. rider

    1. bike
    2. eyeliner
    3. sunblock
    4. two house bricks (useful for propping up the bike and for sorting out bent cranks, wheels or track-ends)
    5. bike mechanic stand for emergencies
    6. 2 packs of Camel
    7. a pair of tights
    8. Cheese board. Requests considered.
    9. Halos (so we can count as Jaygee's disciples)
    10. A selection of whiskies.
    11. Fake moustache in case spotted RLJ.
    12. Umbrella (Emilia won't be caught out like she was in 2007)
    13. 800 rupees to barter with the locals
    14. Pool Ball in a football sock/ chain whip (fighting off the hackney locals / packing the lycra after a cold night/ changing gears)
    15. Speedoes/ short skirt (hitching a ride in case of mech)
    16. Fairy lights. (Very important.)
    17. King size bed. (just incase you need a little nap)
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