Wow. English lecturer v Literary Agent. This should be good. Proper culture wars at last. settles back with tea and biccies and a copy of TV Quick.
Won't someone publish my novel? It's 50,000 densely written pages with strategically artistic mis-spellings, unwarranted nastiness, obscure thought drift and riveting dialogue between virtual characters full of swear words.
Alright, alright, so it is just 50 threads ripped off the forum and compressed into a large ASCII file without spaces, but I thought anything goes these days? I mean, we need stuff that people can write PhD theses about, right?
Won't someone publish my novel? It's 50,000 densely written pages with strategically artistic mis-spellings, unwarranted nastiness, obscure thought drift and riveting dialogue between virtual characters full of swear words.
Alright, alright, so it is just 50 threads ripped off the forum and compressed into a large ASCII file without spaces, but I thought anything goes these days? I mean, we need stuff that people can write PhD theses about, right?