Slippy seat post (but not the usual kind of slippy)

I know all about it.. you gave me the same sales pitch ages ago (I may have wiped your memory of the meeting) which is why I finally bought some. I think I may have the tub but my memory is failing me..

Ask yourself, the last few mornings when you have had jam on toast (don't lie now) - did the jam taste a little bit odd ?

And did you find that your teeth had an unusually good purchase on the toast ?

If so, I may know what happened to your assembly paste.