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That Kalavinka is indeed very nice. Too nice. How about we club together and smash it to bits. It's bikes like this that make our bikes look shit... how is that fair or acceptable? Me and Mrs Bridgestone used to be close, she drew admiring glances from my fellow fixie geared wheelers... she'd pull flirty skids and I'd thrill at her jaunty backward circles. We were safe, though, always used Dura Ace no matter how carried away we got. Now, thanks to this culture of body worship her self-respect's gone, says her Ourys are whack, she won't let me take pics of her, and she's started to self-harm.. there are scratches all over her once lustrous bod, she's demanding Suntour, says it's what all those NJS bitches are wearing, and she refuses to be seen out anywhere near brick lane. Applauding stunnas like Miss Kalavinka who shamelessly parade their assets in front of the forum is only encouraging bikes to demand ever more unrealistic japanese bling, to hate themselves, and to die miserable lonely deaths etc.