What's your favourite ice-lolly?

Real men don't eat ice lollies.

makes mental note.

Magnum

Real men eat ice hacked from the side of the freezer

In bourbon

im having a jubbly ice lolly right now

This one is cool though.

A calypso saved my life once

6 maybe 7 of these...

Not an ice lolly.

It isn't yet, stick an inanimate carbon rod in it and hey presto, sundae on a stick. Not quite ice lolly, but I think Macguyver would be proud. If he wasn't a cunt.

TWISTER ftw for me.

Or cheap choc ices. Cheaper the better IMO.

Twister - Yes

Used to lick the vanilla swirl from the lolly first. Every time.

Choc Ice - No

The choc ice melts about 10 seconds after coming out of the fridge, when it melts the chocolate collapses inwards and the paper sheath gets soggy and hand gets sticky. Waste of time, if somebody offers me a choc ice now, I just punch them in the face.

Twister - Yes

Used to lick the vanilla swirl from the lolly first. Every time.

Choc Ice - No

The choc ice melts about 10 seconds after coming out of the fridge, when it melts the chocolate collapses inwards and the paper sheath gets soggy and hand gets sticky. Waste of time, if somebody offers me a choc ice now, I just punch them in the face.

makes mental note in case meeting Dante

So ill offer you a choc ice yeah?

I suppose there would have been fewer people ordering one if every time you did you had an eyelid battered.

Once I wrote it .. I realised what I had done and I was waiting for someone to pick up on it.

Choc ice? Pfff. I raise you:

Who'd pay good money for an ice lolly anyway? Just freeze your favourite mixture of fruit, alcohol and juice, become a true ice scientist:

Every time I buy tinned pears or something, drain the juice into a plastic cup and freeze it.

Win

Maxibon is kick ass.