All-Time Funniest LFGSS Post - Ever

This is the funniest thing I've read on here by a long shot, cracked me up again re-reading it:

I don't really have any hobnobs; in fact i'm allergic to them as a result of having been, as a child, swaddled in silk and referred to as "my darling boy-prince' by not one but both of the nannies.

Starts from post 166:
http://www.londonfgss.com/thread23209-4.html#post773454