What is the most authentic place to ride?

I live in Wiltshire and I have to say the roads around here are averaging 99.9% authenticity. In fact if you exclude the small village of Ansty it's pretty much all fucking original. Seriously, this shit doesn't get any more real than Wiltshire.

It has that authentically wilted look.

No hipsters around here freaking and faking it and I'll go upside the head on the first one that tries to step out at Pewsey Station, you have been warned.

I hear that it is only seldom that this happens.