Canonbury Cat

I swear on my mothers life that a few weeks ago near wimbourne I fulfilled a lifetimes ambition in running a squirrel over.
now, as any trail rider knows these rats are so frequently to be seen darting directly across trails in front of you whilst riding at speed, so, the desire to take one out has been building for a long long time,
im not a malicious person, but these creatures are horrid, greedy, wasteful, noisy, nasty and so squirrely that I have no regrets.
it was a direct both wheel splat, I was so pleased went back to check it was done for and saw it just pathetically crawl into undergrowth.
sorry vegans but it rocked!

Why the hell are you apologising to the vegans - its the squirrels you should be apologising to...