I promise never to do it again

Cor dear!

139 posts about what i thought was a funny story...and getting killed in the face for it.

Fair enough, i can take it on the chin.

It is indeed true, no word of a lie. (see attached ticket) christ i can't believe i have to put it on here to even make it true...

A few points in defence if i may..

1. I got caught, no questions it was my fault. Not arguing that.

2. Before i even stopped the guy was out of the car in my face telling me what an asshole i was.

Are you lot telling me that you would have all been nice as pie to a jobsworth giving you an earful??

1. Do i live in such a dangerous part of the city that i should expect to shot at if i give the finger to a driver who cuts me up!?!?!
   
   

Oh come on, someone else find please find that rediculous!?

1. I wasn't rude to them. i did not swear, i did not refuse to answer any questions. so i gave them a bit of cheek - what's the big deal in that?
   
   

Puns. Where are the puns?