wvm nearly gets taken out by a wvm

Couple of fine gentlemen were driving down Kennington road in a blue toyota celica yesterday at around 6:20, beeping there horn at any cyclist that in any way tried to use more of the road than the gutter.

I caught up with them and pointed out that they were c*nts, and what the f*ck did they think they were doing?

The chap in the passenger seat pointed out that "bikes are thin" and that therefore "they should stay out the way blud".

I pointed out that he was an even more stupid c*nt than I had previously thought, and then added that he was a c*nt.

At this point he started trying to open the door to "knock you the f*ck out blud", luckily he had forgotten where the door handle was actually located in his vehicle, and so I pedalled off into the distance whilst he tried to work out how to get out into the road.

:)