Is this forum going downhill, due to numpty newbies?

In that case, the young girls are safe.
/allegedly

Or it could be James Hetfield, I forget.

You weren't a twat in the Noob thread.. which made a nice change. :)

ta.

What? Me grooming him? Or him doing grooming?

Which one do you want it to be?

Not sure I want either really. Male grooming is not my scene, neither are grooming males.

Hello Mr Dogsballs, I am a 'Newbie'. Please do give me a description of what would make me a 'numpty newbie'.If I fit the description then you can be assured that i will fuck off, delete my profile and never return. In fact you may even be able to put me off fixies for a long time. Oh, the damage you could do. Who knows? i may even turn to the evils of drink, drugs and car driving.
reading your post. i do believe you fall into numpty category, as you failed to read the "DON'T FEED THE HIPPY" sign.

Not sure I want either really. Male grooming is not my scene, neither are grooming males.

reading your post. i do believe you fall into numpty category, as you failed to read the "DON'T FEED THE HIPPY" sign.

Shit, i'm done for now

You are scaring me now.......

That's a picture of Hippy!

nope

Thanks. I'm always mixing those two up.

All the stupid threads and posts have got me thinking, with the result being that I think that Velocio should bring back rep, but only for newbies. You'd need five pips before you'd have the ability to start a new thread.

Once you've got them you're out of probation and the functionality becomes meaningless (or something).

Five pips or a donation of £10 for eery pip you are missing.

Five pips or a donation of £10 for eery pip you are missing.

£100 for lawyers

is dale still here?????

Pfft I'll bring ASDA's own vodka and put it in y'all drinks, or firewater, and we'll be sorted

"ya'll?"

"ya'll?"

Y'all

I was just surprised you used that word. Pardon my typo!

I was just surprised you used that word. Pardon my typo!

'Pardon'?
Pleb alert...

All the stupid threads and posts have got me thinking, with the result being that I think that Velocio should bring back rep, but only for newbies. You'd need five pips before you'd have the ability to start a new thread.

Once you've got them you're out of probation and the functionality becomes meaningless (or something).

You'll have to clear that with Aiden first.
Remember him?
Oh...

'Pardon'?
Pleb alert...

I'm not going to even pretend to know what you mean by that!

But I find it funny that she used "y'all,' because I remember the first time I said that here in the UK and it caused everyone at work to stop what they were doing and ridicule me. Good times....

All the stupid threads and posts have got me thinking, with the result being that I think that Velocio should bring back rep, but only for newbies. You'd need five pips before you'd have the ability to start a new thread.

Once you've got them you're out of probation and the functionality becomes meaningless (or something).

I like this idea.

I like this idea.

You'll obviously have to clear it with Aiden...

Obviously!

I like this idea.

Me too, but... Which Aidan? Little Aidan or ginger AIdan?