Is this forum going downhill, due to numpty newbies?

Hello Mr Dogsballs, I am a 'Newbie'. Please do give me a description of what would make me a 'numpty newbie'.If I fit the description then you can be assured that i will fuck off, delete my profile and never return. In fact you may even be able to put me off fixies for a long time. Oh, the damage you could do. Who knows? i may even turn to the evils of drink, drugs and car driving.
reading your post. i do believe you fall into numpty category, as you failed to read the "DON'T FEED THE HIPPY" sign.