What Should be done about the "Dogsballs" problem?

I don't get any of this. Dogsballs has always been nice and welcoming to me.

My memory though, has been said to be defective.

I've never even met the guy but I gather he's from Australia and for that reason I'll join in on the abuse...yeah send him back...actually we already did that a while back with all the convicts we didn't want and they just came straight back a hundred years later, send him to the moon!