I lost Ved and Murtle or was it Hael and Ved? I dunno on the way back.. and then managed to pile into the steps on the ThamesCuntPath outside The Ship... wtf?! Who puts two fucking stairs on a bike path?! Didn't actually crash but it certainly wasn't a graceful bunnyhop.. pinch flat rear.. fuck.
Then on the way home, since in my drunken haste I'd not really bothered to inflate the rear properly, I hit a fucking pothole and bang.. fucking pinchflat rear!
I lost Ved and Murtle or was it Hael and Ved? I dunno on the way back.. and then managed to pile into the steps on the ThamesCuntPath outside The Ship... wtf?! Who puts two fucking stairs on a bike path?! Didn't actually crash but it certainly wasn't a graceful bunnyhop.. pinch flat rear.. fuck.
Then on the way home, since in my drunken haste I'd not really bothered to inflate the rear properly, I hit a fucking pothole and bang.. fucking pinchflat rear!
Motherfuckingshittingbastardfucker! Walkies..
Good night otherwise :)