Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

this isn't my kind of ride at all -- i think it's dumb -- but all the funny parts about this bike were completely intentional. it's like laughing at a trials bike because it has no saddle.

I aggree about the trials bike comment, but as a general rule i find most trick bikes anti-porn exactly because a track bike with a horizontal top-tube and 23/25/28c tires isn't meant to be a trick bike no matter how many 'specific' parts or small gears you put on it.
I hear fixed gear freestylers are now starting to use 38c or even 40c tires, another proof -along with the emergence of sturdier trick specific fixed frames- that a race bike or track bike is not the ideal trick bike.

vintage track frame used as trick bike = anti porn.
and my username isn't dogmatic for no reason ;)

just my 2 cents.