Unipack / Create / Sports Direct singlespeed track bikes?

and i am proud to own one even if it is a cheap bike it works for me and i can always change the shit parts like crank, frame, fork, headset, bars, stem, pedals, BB, rims, hubs, spokes, seatpost, seat, chain etc

exactly, and the kudos is that trendy cunts spend many hundreds of pounds building custom bikes that look just like unipacks, it's a real winner.