Dickheads selling wank

Doesn't it get a bit boring just talking about a new bike. We know it's a bike.. using some other word for it makes it slightly less mundane, doesn't it?

I thought that was the beauty of English.. that there are so many words we can replace and still have people clued up on what the hell we're talking about.

Anyway, I've got to go and put the finishing touches on my new horny swagger.

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