Spotted...

Some wanker on Tower Bridge this morning, beeping and sitting a foot from my back wheel despite me being less than a cars length away from the vehicle in front...
WAC!
Then as i'm driving past he starts shouting at me over his window, I could have killed you you idiot, I said I was keeping up with the traffic ahead whats your problem, he then repeated the same thing about 3 times in a drunken slurred manner (maybe he was just mentally slow/hard of hearing?) I told him to fuck off and overtook him leaving the twat sitting in traffic, maybe he was just bitter that I wasn't pissing my life away, sitting in heavy traffic going no where like he was.

"Cycling....the superior form of transport in London"

Get the plate number next time you come across a cuntard like that again, then do the stoned chicken dance. Then ride off.