Names and faces to bikes

a pedestrian once walked out in front of me, realised I was there, turned towards me and froze......she mounted my front wheel, quite gracefully it has to be said, headbutted me on the chin, fell to the floor and ran off into shepherds bush market before I could see if she was ok.........thats about as near to riding through meat as I have ever come i think

That's amazing. What she hot? This could be a good way to meet girls?