Oh dear, you seem to have a problem with your bike. I couldn't presume to be so patronising as to assume you don't know how to use a spanner yourself so please feel free to climb into the back of my van and help yourself to any tools you like. They're all in that box, right next to the mattress................
Good enough for me - I'm in!
My current chat up line
Oh dear, you seem to have a problem with your bike. I couldn't presume to be so patronising as to assume you don't know how to use a spanner yourself so please feel free to climb into the back of my van and help yourself to any tools you like. They're all in that box, right next to the mattress................