Personal question

bilingual here - welsh and english.

weirdly i'm also 2 personas, one welsh and one english, and flip between the two naturally as i speak either one or the other language. doesnt qualify as schizophrenia i woulden't think, and even if it did, it doesnt bother me at all :)

Do these personas ever ever occupy your noggin at the same time and have an argument? That would be fun albeit rather one sided; with the welsh part having a good rant about the general cuntiness of 'all you english fuckers' (in welsh of course) and the english part having a little lie down, rolling his eyes and muttering 'whatever'.

I'd only want a second personality in my head if it gave me a break from the utter prick I've been saddled with up until now.