Personal question

i think they did a study examining whether children raised in a bi-lingual environment developed negative psychological effects, y'know, to do with confusing the child and all that. they didn't find any evidence.

. . . because they couldn't find any children, they were all out shooting up on 'brown' and sucking disco-biscuits - trying to get the Franco-Japanese voices out of the their ruined brains.

The bottom line is that if you don't want to bring up a mental, teach them the speak British.