For Sale: Team name for sale

I have come up with some greeeat names simply by replacing words in well known film titles.
Hence ALL the following names are up for grabs at bargain rates:

Polotoon
One mallet over the polo nest
balls, mallets and 3 smoking players
The polo, part II
Run, polo, run!
My Fair Polo
Chariots of Polo
The Full Polo
Coming to Polo
Raging Polo
No polo for old men
Million Dollar Polo
Eternal polo of the spotless court
Das Polo
Full metal polo

and, of course,

Back to the Polo

Im going to ask for that one for Bill, Im sure he will be interested