Balki

Balki

Thanks for the quick response. Helps to put it all into perspective and certainly changes my view about many of the issues.

Clive

Cleared up alot of confusion for me too. Thanks Clivo and Balki.

I am feeling terribly let down right now.

There - I've said it.

Can we put in an FOI for the PM?

Thats a relief.

I don't know about you lot, but I for one would rather not be privy to secrets shared by Clive and Balki.

FFS don't you people realise that Clive and Balki are one and the same? Anyone who's met that weird dude who goes to drinks and claims to be Balki will know that. As for Clive being a 'lawyer' well I guess none of you have eaten at the Little Chef just outside Northampton....the man could no more mount a legal challenge than he could mount a bucking bronco.

Came in late on this one, did I miss anything?

speed reads

Apparently not, off back to the punning thread now........

Clive,

I've left the package as agreed. Should the tape ever surface, I'm coming for you.

Balki

What the fuck were the questions?

Clive,

I've left the package as agreed. Should the tape ever surface, I'm coming for you.

Balki

i don't think you have much to fear, it is all hd dvds today

Dear Cliveo,

I am amoungst the many forum members who would also like to make a valuable contribution to this thread.

Please also allow us to add our answers to the questions you have posed to Balki. If you like, see this as an opportunity for cross examination.

The moment has passed and the question been asked and answered.

I am sure, however, that many of you, particularly newer members, have questions or Balki. PLease go ahead and ask them here. Anything from "where can I buy an arrowspok?" to "how can I tell if my mother is cheating on me?".

Ask Balki!

What is the best off the peg bike? And how many skid patches do I need?

The best off the peg bike is the SE Premium Ale. It comes in shitful blue and can be yours for the bargain basement price of 800 fucking pounds. Fucking count em! 800!

http://www.evanscycles.com/products/se/premium-ale-2009-single-speed-road-bike-ec018022

I have 16 skid patches. For some reason I wear through only one spot. I dont get it.

Why did it take you a week to answer tom's question? You're on here every night.

Research.

Why did it take you a week to answer tom's question? You're on here every night.

He's been busy answering all the supplementary questions that Clive has secretly sent to him by PM.

I have a question for you Balki.

What is the meaning of win?

http://www.acronymfinder.com/WIN.html

This thread is all about sex and nothing to do with bikes.

This thread is all about sex and nothing to do with bikes.

And how does that differ from all the others then? It's greasing that and lubing this: gives me the right horn...

Have you lost your pills tonight Will?

Will nobody think of the bikes?

Will nobody think of the bikes?

mmkay..