• Me to Jan: (sizing up label-less bottle of lube): I'm looking for some really light lube, is this light?

    Jan: (eyeing the fiver in my hand): yes, yes, it's light.

    Me: OK

    *returns home, begins oiling bike - the lube is thick and heavy as fck


    I wouldn't normally go out of my way to post this here, but it's happened so many times at Brick Lane Bikes, from the time they tried to sell me an Aerospoke for £240, to the time they built me a wheel using a random mixture of black and silver, differently sized spokes. I'm THIS close to serving a writ on them for my £5, in the small claims court.

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