Get with the programme.
It is actually quite hard to end up in prison for those sort of offences, but if you rack enough of them up the authorities realise that you're just taking the piss...
Ah OK, I don't think I'm as offay with criminal law as you Plats. So after one, two, three, four arrest they see if he's been reformed, if not on the fifth send'im down?
Ah OK, I don't think I'm as offay with criminal law as you Plats. So after one, two, three, four arrest they see if he's been reformed, if not on the fifth send'im down?