Charity Hog Roast for NSPCC 12 June 2009

OK, so the idea of splashing £25 to eat pork with the milfs (and not so milfy ladies) of Islington is not everyone's idea of a good Friday night out but this Friday, just in case anyone wanted to do something to support a very worthwhile charity, the Islington NSPCC (of which my wife is a committee member) are throwing a Hog Roast/Summer Party in Mountford Crescent Islington N1 between 7 pm and 10 pm.

£25 adults. Kids 11 or under free.

Features (God help us) The Crouch End All Stars jazz band, cash bar, high-prize Promise Tree. Food, Pimms and cookies included in price. Kids get face painting, tombola and stalls.

If this sounds like your cup of tea, I'll see you there.

I may be deafened by the stampede....

Can I get face painted AND drink all your Pimms?

I'm quite sure it can be arranged

hippy - you missed the really important bit, Kids under 11 free, I reckon we'd get away with it…

as much pork as we can eat and a lots of impressionable yummy mummies for afters…

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do i get to paint the face of one of londons famous islingtons finest milfs?

Mmmm, milfs...

Rename the event North London Milf & Swine. There'll be a Scalextric for every disadvantaged kid in the city.

You might have more forumengers on your hands than you bargained for Clive..

The more the merrier. Forumengers and milfs, what a wonderful combination...

OK, so the idea of splashing £25 to eat pork with the milfs (and not so milfy ladies) of Islington is not everyone's night ..., the Islington NSPCC (of which my wife is a committee member)

If this sounds like your cup of tea, I'll see you there.

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Does your wife know you wrote this?

i'll bring the fruit loaf

from the bbc website today

Rename the event North London Milf & Swine. There'll be a Scalextric for every disadvantaged kid in the city.

Hahah! This is great!

I'd go.

Does your wife know you wrote this?

Yes...

...23rd anniversary at the end of the month, if I survive ;o)

Yes...

...23rd anniversary at the end of the month, if I survive ;o)

Congrats! You must be doing something right, don't worry if you're not sure what it is - just keep doing it.

Would love to come along if only for the magnetism of milf but am otherwise engaged. Have fun!

if it was a spit roast i might be interested.

Mr Smith. That is very rude.

with the milfs (and not so milfy ladies) of Islington ?

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Will the milfs be eating much pork?

if it was a spit roast i might be interested.

twos on that

twos on that

I thought that that was a sine qua non

Wow. There were milfs all over the place. Positively oozing with them it was. Most of them hugely inebriated. The hog was pleasant too.