Balki

Balki, with the utmost respect, your answer is not helpful. I am not one of hippy'smidgets and you probably could not throw my bulk very far. To make it simple. Are you willing to answer a series of questions?

He is, please get on with it.
lawyers-shakes head

He has and is answering a series of questions; however he does not seem happy to do so, I would say he seems somewhat agitated due to your procrastinating questioning technique; which I suspect is going nowhere or will be a distinct anti climax.

I keep visualising "Luke, I am your father" as the end of this thread...

"Luke.."
I keep visualising Balki and Cliveo breathing heavily in tandem at the end of this thread

I wonder if this is going to be a question to do with sexual health.

Should there be health warning on this thread?

Tynan's inevitable spoof thread better be good.

Balki are you there?

In body but not spirit.

I think he's taken the 5th amendment.

I will provide answers* to all of your questions.

*accuracy cannot be confirmed.

Fire away.

Let's get ready to rumble!

FFS now cliveo's fucked off

He's not the only one.

Now my popcorn's gone stale.

Cliveo is the interrogation equivalent of a prick tease.

It's OK, Balki, I've pmed my questions.

No fair!

grrrrrrr!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWlE1V_lnAQ

too self-referential?

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Legal Privilege?

Balki's obviously not laundering money then.

damn legal folk.. paid by the hour! this could drag out.. come on Clive get to the interrogation equivalent of the money shot

Tell him about that coutry fair, the home made lemonade with a "twist" and the tender moments you spent with a certain Ma Balki....

don't forget cliveo is billing by the hour

the longer he takes to ask the question the more he can charge