Balki

Nope, I went to court on a motoring offence.

The prosecution looked a touch sheepish and said that there was, in fact, no case to answer.

I had been quite looking forward to donning the Gorilla costume come my time in the stand.

Transporting sheep across county lines for immoral purposes dressed in a Gorilla suit? That's a motoring offense?

Cmon Clive... Im like a cat on a hot tin roof over here.

Hang on a minute... why is this in the Forum Help area???

Is this an intervention?

I don't think we can actually stop you being Antipodean?

i'm pro podean i think

Clive this is unacceptable!!

Has the forum got to the stage where individuals members have become topics in their own right? Is Balki the first forum celabrity? Or is Balki the Katie Price of the forum?

Balki, I need to know what your PR is planning?

Only a defence specialist needs to ask questions of which he already knows the answer.

Balki, I need to know what your PR is planning?

I'd suggest it will be based fairly closely on the model adopted by Pete Doherty.

Sorry about that. Clients can be very demanding.

Blimey 34 responses and not a question yet asked.

Balki are you still there and happy to answer a question?

Jesus Clive... Of course Im here!

I'll send you the bill for treatment Im going to need for the RSI in my index finger from repeatedly clicking refresh.

he's down there

Blimey 34 responses and not a question yet asked..

7/34 are Balki himself. You've certainly got him a tizz.

Jolly good. Actually it is not just one question but a question with various suplementals - and indeed a few questions to establish the basis for the main questions.

Is that ok?

that was your question, clive

quick Balki say no and we can all get back to work

Intriguing stuff, I'm hooked like a kid on Panda pop

I am somewhat uneasy that a lawyer is explicitly asking me for affirmation.

I dont trust you as far as I could throw you.

Clive - are you on an hourly rate and if so who's paying?

Hook, line and sinker.

Sod the tube strike costing London money, Clive is managing to stop work happening throught the capital all on his own.

just deny everything

Man visits a lawyer.
"Can I ask you 3 questions?"

Lawyer: "What are your next two?"

Just what sort of lawyer is cliveo? Balki, just hope he's a crack conveyancer

The tags on here are getting better as well spanish inquisition FTW

hehe