Yay! Just stopped a bike thief - watch out on Baker St.

Joel for Pope

Nice one mate.

good work joel, and i like the fact you left out the part about killing him in the face. chapeau

Sir Joel! Good work!

Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be.

You're all too kind, I'll never find a hat to fit again. I'm sure you'd have done the same thing in the situation. It was deeply satisfying to confront him though and just very calmly say 'no' without threatening violence but just staring him down. I kind of hope he came back once I'd gone and the security guards nabbed him, that really would be the icing on the cake. Where do these 'people' get off though? I mean it was hardly an expensive bike and for the effort and risk involved he'd be much better off trying to make his money in online poker or something similar if he doesn't want to work in 'the system' ffs.

I just don't understand the mind-set, he had the whole 'wanna-be bad boi' thing going on with his clothes, attitude and swagger. It was a bit pathetic to be honest. Ho hum.

Has enough time passed now for someone to point out that Baker st doesn't actually join Oxford st?
You may well be a hero Mr VU but you'd never make it as a courier :)

well done etc.

Saw a young guy (about 19/20)

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black jacket,

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black jeans

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white guy

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I was tempted to go back into M&S to buy some bright yellow pants to wear on the outside of my trousers :-)

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10 points to that man!

(a further 50 to be awarded upon a broken limb being dished out to a thief)

If it was me, I'd have torn his arm off and beaten him to a pulp with the soggy end and then d-locked his lifeless corpse. Either that or phoned the police who would have arrested him, given him a caution, got him a social worker who sorted him a nice furnished flat in a better part of west London........

Has enough time passed now for someone to point out that Baker st doesn't actually join Oxford st?
You may well be a hero Mr VU but you'd never make it as a courier :)

well done etc.

The shame of it is that I did work for West End Despatch on a motorbicycle many moons ago. Besides, we crime-fighters have no time for geography, China/North Korea, Iran/Iraq, it's all the same really - bad guys, doing wrong, begging for justice ;p

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tynan, you've started stimming you spazist :)

tynan, you've started stimming you spazist :)

You wouldn't say that if I was white, you Jew baiting bastard.

Good job Joel.

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tynan, I really hope that you'll never accidentally look into a kaleidoscope. It'd do your head in.

some cock end bent my frame round my lock, i mean i was lucky he didnt snap the lock cause then i would have no bike, and the frame was kinda shit... so i win ... in the smallest possible way.

tynan, I really hope that you'll never accidentally look into a kaleidoscope. It'd do your head in.

How do you think he got to be the way he is Oliver? The colours made him do it :)

And tynan, I may be a Jew-baiting bastard but at least I have the baby Jebus on my side. Come Judgement Day I will don a big multi-coloured clown's wig and preside over your case personally. You have been warmed.

Yah, I had the front wheel stolen from my bike in Hoxton on Wednesday night. Stupidly didn't have a cable through the front wheel (though it wasn't quick release) and some bastard took it... Was a Halo Aerorage build, too, so not cheap :(

What colour? I need a front halo aero rage i will be checking ebay hard now!

im kidding best of luck getting it back

but seriously if any one has one in white or purple let me know