Spotted...

Teenslain this morning along stamford street I was in a white van ahhh was gonna shout out at ya but thought better of it did noyt want to cause you to swerve howdy now :)

I never sawed ya! Shout next time... :]
Spotted VeeVee on Kennington Road... Sorry I didn't stop, mon chérie, was being chased by a horde of demon nodders on their MTBs of the Arrospokalypse... And supersim on Brixton Road rolling his insane polo gear... Looked like real hard work, matey... ;]

guy with a trispoke front going along Rainville road near the Crabtree this afternoon.
nods head

CorporateJames walkengering in a clerkenwell backstreet. Like the office boy look :-)

someone with their hood up on camberwell church street. didn't spot you till too late, you on the forum mate?

if it was dark blue it might be me i've been hood up of late i find drivers are giving me way more room compared to hood down..

if it was dark blue it might be me i've been hood up of late i find drivers are giving me way more room compared to hood down..

Until that moment when everything goes black... Forever...

depends on the quality of trackstand..

Are you that good then? I'll follow you around and when you least expect it give your rear wheel a kick and we'll see if you can stay (track)standing..

juliet at crobar lastnite...yo

some lycra'd up city boy tool on a piece of shit pastel blue condor, trying to overtake me, and then just crashing in to me for no reason on Southwark bridge... WTF?

just cos you pissed all your dick head bonus away on a wank condor doesn't mean you know how to ride a bike.... you need some lessons.

if you're on here, you are a god damn idiot.
you bust one of my spokes you fucktard, and if i see you again, i will SHIT IN YOU.

wanker.

he got a Classico Pista? blimey! that's a great looking bike!

yeah it is lovely in the flesh!

Growup on Brixton Hill tonight on his way to polo

some lycra'd up city boy tool on a piece of shit pastel blue condor, trying to overtake me, and then just crashing in to me for no reason on Southwark bridge... WTF?

just cos you pissed all your dick head bonus away on a wank condor doesn't mean you know how to ride a bike.... you need some lessons.

if you're on here, you are a god damn idiot.
you bust one of my spokes you fucktard, and if i see you again, i will SHIT IN YOU.

wanker.

Oi cunt.. I own a Condor.. and work in the city.. but pastel blue? Fuck that.. that'd be like me wearing Ralph Lauren.

Did you have words with the cuntoss or what?

i know you own a Condor.... thats why i hate them so much! ;)

what i said earlier was a bit harsh, but he was being a complete dick head.. and he just legged it afterwards.
i didn't get a chance to speak to the fucker, i stopped to check my bike, and he just turned right down a pedestrian crossing, and then took off towards the victoria embankment!... fucker.

he could have been riding anything and i would have called it a piece of shit TBH.

he took the wing mirror off a cab too, the dumb bastard.
WAC.

Some hilarious dude in a tracksuit tapping my back wheel with his foot as I was trackstanding on Kingsland Rd / Dalston Lane junction yesterday. Has anyone ever been pushed over like this before? I always wonder if it's coming...

I was trackstanding at some lights once and I heard a familiar voice from behind me "Oi stop showing off you prick!" it was a mate of mine who then kicked my back wheel in an attempt to knock me off, I wobbled, regained my balance and reversed hard into his shin/over his foot and knocked him over. I was chuffed about my bike control for the rest of the day :D

Jesus. Although it doesn't surprise me. Riding home was almost as frickin' deadly as getting to work. Same mentalist scooterers and cyclists trying to fit anywhere.. never looking at the much bigger cyclist bearing down on them :)
I'm surprised I didn't see anyone on the deck.
Saying that, my mate was cut up by a van this morning and is a bit battered now. Van driver was apologetic and nothing broken so he let it go.

Bad Matt in Condor, picking up his lush new Classico Pista...I was impressed! Good to see you there!

Thanks man, strange seeing you in a suit (very smart!) ride on that thing is fucking brill - rode home with a massive smile on my face (until the po po had words with me for rlj :( - but event hey were impressed as I got off with it :D )

also spotted far to many fucking nodders undertaking me on the way to work.

Also JD helping me loads getting my set up just right.

PinkGottiMobs as I was wheezing around Regents Park in lycra...

My lady friend shouting 'do a skid!' at some guy standing still behind a taxi near regent street, had a nice bike and a new era cap. I had to explain to her that it doesn't quite work like that...

My lady friend shouting 'do a skid!' at some guy standing still behind a taxi near regent street, had a nice bike and a new era cap. I had to explain to her that it doesn't quite work like that...

Ha!

Thanks man, strange seeing you in a suit (very smart!) ride on that thing is fucking brill - rode home with a massive smile on my face (until the po po had words with me for rlj :( - but event hey were impressed as I got off with it :D )

Don't you know that getting off with your bike is illegal?

My lady friend shouting 'do a skid!' at some guy standing still behind a taxi near regent street, had a nice bike and a new era cap. I had to explain to her that it doesn't quite work like that...

Those are my favourite ones, I saw someone shout do a skid at someone who was trackstanding and the look of bemusement was priceless!

absolute fucking twat on Queens Road Peckham near the Montague.
A prick skinhead in an open top sports car honking at me for no reason for ages, he then overtakes me slowly whilst staring at me, I tell him to fuck off and show him two fingers, he then slows and pulls up next to me and stops on the side of the road and starts to get out shouting 'come on then you prick', I cycle on telling him to piss off, he then charges after me, I hop onto the pavement in case he tries to ram me or knock me off. He speeds off and hits a red light at the Lausanne/Pomeroy street junction, I cycle up to catch him and he speeds off when it turns green...What a prick.
Completely out of the blue, very strange

black dolan tonight 9ish up brixton high St, effra rd and same left as me down trelawn. A gent for letting me out for that bus. On here?

absolute fucking twat on Queens Road Peckham near the Montague.
A prick skinhead in an open top sports car honking at me for no reason for ages, he then overtakes me slowly whilst staring at me, I tell him to fuck off and show him two fingers, he then slows and pulls up next to me and stops on the side of the road and starts to get out shouting 'come on then you prick', I cycle on telling him to piss off, he then charges after me, I hop onto the pavement in case he tries to ram me or knock me off. He speeds off and hits a red light at the Lausanne/Pomeroy street junction, I cycle up to catch him and he speeds off when it turns green...What a prick.

Completely out of the blue, very strange

quite frankly, even thought that driver is being a royal cunts, I'm not surprise he decided to charge after you when you told him to fuck off!

Neither am I, I'm positive he must've been pissed off before he saw me.