We should set up an LFGSS pitstop at a set of lights and selected the most knackered bike+rider for an instant service at every light change..
Two guys with track pumps, and one person each to adjust saddle height/angle, relube, re-attach V-brake cables, tighten QRs, put helmet on right way round etc.
F1 style with a STOP/GO lollipop and flame retardent suits and helmets of course.
Awesome idea. This has got to happen.