Tube strike, London

We should set up an LFGSS pitstop at a set of lights and selected the most knackered bike+rider for an instant service at every light change..

Two guys with track pumps, and one person each to adjust saddle height/angle, relube, re-attach V-brake cables, tighten QRs, put helmet on right way round etc.

F1 style with a STOP/GO lollipop and flame retardent suits and helmets of course.

Maybe someone else force feeding them gatorade. Or hooking them up to a glucose drip.