Crackdown on Beach Speeders

Unless thin people should get a tax rebate as they don't put as much of a strain on the NHS, and so should rich people, as they don't use the state school system, and people on benefits should be penalised when they finally get a job as they've had more than their fair share of tax-payer's spondulicks, and...oh, hang on, we appear to have stumbled in to a right-wing vortex....
Fat people can eat less and become less fat, solving the issue for free (and infact saving themselves food money), therefore they should have to pay for their strain on the NHS.

On the other hand, rich people can still send their kids to state school if they want, and a lot of unemployed people cant help it (though I personally think more people were on the dole before the credit crunch than needed to be).

Also smokers and alcoholics pay for their bad habits. Obese people get away with it.