Crackdown on Beach Speeders

But you trust us with oven and knives in the kitchen! Are you completely out of your mind?! Do you know the harm we can do with a Dyson vacuum cleaner? Do you have any idea?

the knives in my house are blunt enough that my little woman would never get through my stab vest. i am scared of your feminine scheming about the vacuum cleaner though... the thought of being sucked to death is a horrendous one.