Crackdown on Beach Speeders

well VeeVee we all know that women should not be allowed out of the house. if a woman is driving then the chain is clearly far too long. women can't drive because they get premenstrual and homicidal. can't be trusted. *

But you trust us with oven and knives in the kitchen! Are you completely out of your mind?! Do you know the harm we can do with a Dyson vacuum cleaner? Do you have any idea?