Why I <3 Trains...

The amount of times I've had to stand with my bike because some lazy cunt with a baby in a pushchair insists on sitting in the bike area. Right underneath the big sign that says, "These seats only to be used when not needed for bicycles." There's empty luggage racks, hundreds of seats and they can't be fucked to take their baby out of the push chair and fold the fucker up. You try arguing with a mother and baby though, suddenly you're the cunt for trying to make a valid point. Everybody's huffing and puffing because I'm in their way, but a mother and baby are in my way? Who gives a shit, it's a mother and baby.

'AS A PARENT' is the most effective way to start ANY argument. People instantly assume you are thinking of the future for our children!

Doesn't work with me, people don't seem to like teenage fathers.