Dublin TrixieDix

Little defensive there, huh? I'm not really taking the piss or nay-saying - I was just drawing attention to a girl who could kick all of your arses. That's all.

Now, I might do a little nay-saying. 'Cause it's friday and I'm bored.

I'm waaaay too fucking old for hanging around in carparks trying to perfect my mad skillz (yo). Last time I did anything like that I was on rollerblades and I was 11 ffs. Rollerblades were cool at the time. That's how fucking old I am. These days I'm more about trying to go fast and far on a bike. That's my fun.

I also have doubts about the whole "this is a nascent sport, give it time" line of thinking. None of this is new - the bikes, the tricks, everything is co-opted - so I really doubt that the ceiling for this stuff is that far away. Maybe I'm wrong. Either way what I've seen so far is laughably unimpressive, awkward, inelegant and, worst of all, self-congratulating. Show it to someone who isn't immersed in "fixie culture" (shudder) for an impartial opinion on what this shit looks like to them. Un-fucking-impressive. BUt self absorbed enough to be of interest to marketeers - they know a usable fad when they see one.

These videos (and man are there a lot of videos - does a bianchi pista come with a video camera and a vimeo account or something???) are like bad comedy - if you have to explain a joke, it's not funny. If you have to explain why a trick is impressive... it's not impressive.

So... hit me with your best shot. Impress me. Show me something that will have me saying "you know what? That Danny Mc Askill guy ain't got shit on these hipsters... they'ze the ones with skillz (yo)".

Nah not defensive at all, I've not actually gone to tricks yet so I can't do anything fully sick...

"None of this is new - the bikes, the tricks, everything is co-opted - so I really doubt that the ceiling for this stuff is that far away" To be fair that's exactly the mentality that surfers had about skaters when that started... "they're just doing what we're doing on a different board... badly"

Danny McAskill is obviously rockin' balls on his trial bike but put him on a Fixed and see what he's capable of... before you say if it's easier on a trial bike then why would you bother trying to do it on a fixed there are so many similar comparatives in sports that I'm not going to go into them but you know full well they're there...

Finally... rollerblades were never cool Bro' you're kidding yourself on that one.. ;)