Spotted...

Even more impressive given the wind resistance your enormous head must cause :)

I know, and thats not even taking into account my ridiculously wide bars, silly Q factor bmx cranks, big tyres, ridiculously non-aero riding position, and of course my massive arse, I even impressed myself!

the thing about toasting lycra-clad roadies is that there is a fair chance they're on their way back from a 60-mile training ride and are shagged. you never know.

You're probably right, but I try not to think about that when i'm smiling due to what I childishly percieve as my small Victory, over someone on a superior bike in proper cycling gear :p