*Clown on a unicycle/other ridiculous bike, circus music, cruising around town weaving in traffic and generally being a pillock. Gets in an accident, the tag of "It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now"
Cyclist with a chameleon head, eyes looking in all directions. Angle of 'keep your eyes on what's happening around you'. Could develop this a bit to have cyclist with eyes in the back of their head, saying 'you don't have this, so make sure you keep aware of what's happening'
Few ideas that I just thought of:
*Clown on a unicycle/other ridiculous bike, circus music, cruising around town weaving in traffic and generally being a pillock. Gets in an accident, the tag of "It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now"