eBay problems, resolutions, shenanigans, questions and info (not bike finds)

No response to e-mails, doesn't answer phone, won't return my calls, hasn't responded to my answerphone messages asking him to call back.

Suffice to say, I've filed a dispute.

I advise you do a big poo in a newspaper, wrap it up, take it to his house, leave it on his door step, set fire to it, and ring the bell.

Childish, i know, but funny ;)