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  • To stay cool riding in this weather I shove ice cube up my bum. I've even made an applicator.

    True story...

    Some months after buying my first flat I discovered a previous owner's secret wank mag stash (which included 2 copies of the same stocking fetish monthly publication by the by). Included in the stash I also found a ribbed reusable condom. That was promptly put to good use by filling it up with water and whacking it in the freezer. Shortly afterwards the frozen contents found their way into someone's drink in my local. Happy days!

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